The winners of the betting pool on release date for 1b are *drumroll* Wagnard and Orkimond!!!! Yay!!!
Here's your prize!!!! [assistant trots pink and friendly little Space Pony out on stage, audience gasps and claps]
See the small print on claiming your prize below:
1. The contest was actually for Beta 2, so we have to cut your prize in half
[space pony looks panicked]
2. As there were two winners, we had to split your prize again
[space pony whinnies, poops a bit]
3. As neither winner chose November 6th alone, we have to divide the remainder as follows: Wagnard chose two dates, so receives 50% of the remainder. Orkimond chose ten dates, so receives 10% of the remainder.
[space pony does the math, faints]
4. By accepting Space Pony (tm) or portions thereof, the contestant, and contestant's successors or legal representatives acknowledge that Space Pony Betting (ltd) is in no way liable for any resulting damages or liability directly or indirectly arising out of or resulting from said acceptance.
[ke5trel starts rummaging through the stage cupboard for the big saw. Before he finds it, however, space pony revives, kicks assistant in the face, and flaps away]
5. [long pause] For purposes of this contest, space pony poop is considered part of the space pony, and the winners are entitled to previously discussed allotments thereof.
[assistant begins carefully measuring poop, audience claps uncertainly]
Congratulations again, Wagnard and Orkimond!!!!!
