Please select the nature of your medical emergency:
-you have a space worm embedded in your gut
-you have a space worm coiled around your spine
-you have a space worm *pet* coiled around your spine
-your space worm wears you like a cheap suit
-you have been scorched by space egyptians (controlled by space worms)
-you have been cut in half because the twit in Control shut off the Gate too soon
-you have been aged prematurely (space worms again)
-you have been turned to stone (that one is always fun)
-you have a small nuclear device [(c) Space Worms] implanted in your body
-generic medical emergency involving
a) space

worms
c) both
Thank you!