How to Waste a G part 1

One man's folly . . .

In case you are not . . .the quickest. I am black. And as such I like chrome rims on cars. Big, fucking shiny, chrome rims. Patterned rims. Colored rims. Rims that light up. And I do not care what kind of car they're on either. Some people think only nice cars should have nice rims. I say fuck that. I'll accept chrome on any car. New or old. Big or small. With the exception of course being my cars.
Huh!? You got it, only a real pipe head would pay over $1000 dollars to lower the performance of their own car. These people are retarded and the rims are like big old neon signs reading: WARNING: SILLY ASS NARCISSIST ON BOARD.
SAN: But, ND I just like the chrome rims. I think they look cool.
And I think tits look cool, but I do not need a pear on my hairy body. Besides which you can't even see them when you are driving the car so what's the point? I'll tell you what! To give ND amusement at red lights and in parking lots like so many small town hookers, that’s what. So, do I like the damn things or not? Yes, because they provide me the opportunity to play two of my favorite games: 1) "Look at the Shiny Thing" 2) "Judge the Stranger"

P.S. I say with no irony that fried chicken is delicious and I am going to eat some now.

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