First of all, every single car sold in the united states is equipped with non-shattering glass unless it's an antique) so that's nothing particularly special, and certainly nothing to brag about.
i know. it is also not something to rip on.
I realize that some people, particularly those who really can't afford such a car, still find it necessary to own one (and brag about it often) because they have other...ahem...deficiencies they are trying to compensate for.
Of course, we know you aren't 'one of those' guys, right?
why are you so obseessed with my penis and manage to slip that in to oh, so many conversations?
again whip...i'm taken...you can't have me. and short, fat trolls with bad skin and even worse personalities aren't exactly my taste. i'll stick with my beautiful wife of 12 years with whom i have built a great life and that penis you desire so much has been partner to conceiving our 2 great sons and the 1 that will be poppin out in the next week, most likely.
